The #GCW World Rankings - Colsaerts is a God

Not much movement this week at it was the Tshwane Open and some pissabout Pro-Am... main mover was a  drunk guy hitting shots from his hotel room!


 

1 - Miguel Angel Jimenez - Last week (1)

Perfection!

Perfection!

Has no interest in missing out on siestas to play some second rate event in South Africa. Call him when the real shit gets going! 


2 - Jordan Spieth - (2)

Popped down to Pebble and had his first finish outside the Top-10 in seven starts with a T21. The kid is losing it... truly awful!



3 - Rory McIlroy - (3)

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Rory wanted to play Pebble but only if Niall Horan could make it. The One Directioner was busy so Rory stayed at home and cried all week.



4 - Jason Day - (4)

Slowly getting there with a T11 at Pebble. Normally peaks at Augusta.


5 - Tiger Woods - (5)

Tiger is still very injured bit here is a throwback to when he tore it up at Pebble. He'd have been that Vaughn Taylor by 83 shots!


6 - Rickie Fowler - (6)

Rickie still crying about knocking it in the water in Scottsdale last week. Actually he's probably with these two!


7 - Nicolas Colsaerts - (RE)

More than 400,000 of you watched #GCW videos of Colsaerts pissed up firing 3-irons out of his hotel room window whilst Solheim Cupper Mel Reid got excited before bedtime.

If that ain't worth a rankings hike, then nothing is!


8 - Adam Scott - (7)

Questioning your sexuality?

Questioning your sexuality?

He's back this week at the Northern Trust Open... can't wait to look at him!


9 - Jason Dufner - (8)

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Dufner still be chilling.


10 - Dustin Johnson - (9)

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Dustin played with his father-in-law finishing T41. Was probably a mix of off-putting and super awkward knowing his Mrs and Wayne Gretsky's daughter was posting this on Instagram on the Sunday!


11 - Shane Lowry - (10)

T21 at Pebble for the Irish lad. Last week at Scottsdale was more fun!

 

12 - Andy Sullivan - (11)

Long overdue rest for the Nuneaton lad. Been smashing it in the desert, need a glass of water!

 

13 - Matt Fitzpatrick - (11)

Hated the desert so time for a week off.

 

14 - Danny Willett - (13)

Chilling after a fantastic win for the second Sheffield lad in our rankings. Ryder Cup shoe-in and a decent outside bet for a major?!

 

15 - Thomas Pieters - (14)

Great #GCW interviews and just a top bloke. Thomas Pieters, I want to be on you.

 

16 - Phil Mickelson - (15)

Missed a putt to get in playoff at Pebble. Just not that bothered about a Pro-Am.

 

17 - Rafael Carbera Bello - (16)

Quality name, best guns on Tour. Was the lowest aggregate in the desert so deserved a week off.

 

18 - Chris Wood - (17)

Decent head tennis skills keep him steady in the rankings. This is key.

 

19 - Kiradech Aphibarnrat - (18)

Having a week off to eat.


20 - Anirban Lahiri - (19)

Another #GCW interviewee, skipped honeymoon to play golf, hipster Indian selection on the PGA Tour this year.


21 - Jamie Donaldson - (20)

Almost chopped his hand off the other week with a chainsaw. Pulls funny faces, came out of Ryder Cup party and did hilarious interview in a hoodie. 


22 - Graeme McDowell - (21)

Not many white Irish people can get away with calling themselves GMac. He does.

The Ryder Cup hero Donaldson is still drunk and wearing a hoodie. Very relatable!

The Ryder Cup hero Donaldson is still drunk and wearing a hoodie. Very relatable!

23 - Henrik Stenson (22)

Sixth in Dubai. Not bad. Want more from the lad!

 

24 - Brooks Koepka - (23)

Credit to an American for taking the European Challenge Tour route. Justified now as the bomber is flying and sneakily up to 16th in the other (less important) rankings. T8 at Pebble.


25 - Pablo Larrazabal - (24)

Done a #GCW interview and gets angry, especially at hornets.


26 - Robert Allenby - (25)

Got hammered one night and made up an epic story about it.

The morning after the night before for Robert Allenby

The morning after the night before for Robert Allenby

 

27 - Lee Westwood - (26)

Ryder Cup stalwart. Everyone wants him to win a major. Needs to start performing on the course because he isn't doing it off the course with video below!

 

28 - Darren Clarke - (27)

#GCW Rankings fan Chubby Chandler told us to put him in but he may slip away with anymore acting like below!


29 - Camilo Villegas - (28)

Does yoga positions to read putts, beast in the gym, grew up in Medellin, Colombia when Pablo Escobar was doing his thing.


30 - Tommy Fleetwood - (30)

One of very few people called Thomas who prefers the name 'Tommy'. T54 in Dubai and did it all wearing a Rafa Nadal headband! Took a week off to go back to Merseyside where locals down the pub will take the piss out of said headband.


31 - Luke Donald - (31)

#GCW fan and ball striking machine.

 

32 - Billy Horschel - (32)

Normally looks good.

Hey everybody, come see how good I look!

Hey everybody, come see how good I look!

33 - Branden Grace - (32)

Win in Qatar leds to the proudest moment of his career as he entered the #GCW Rankings last week. Spent all week partying about that fact. (The #GCW thing)

 

34 -Brandt Snedeker - (33)

Two steady finishes after his win three weeks ago. Verging on making $30,000,000 in career earnings. Absolute cash machine.

 

35 - Jimmy Walker - (34)

Another cash machine. Solid T11 at Pebble. Definite Ryder Cupper.

 

36 - Victor Dubuisson - (35)

Stereotypical Frenchman. Wonder what he is doing at the moment? Probably shrugging.

 

37 - Justin Rose - (36)

T6 at Pebble playing with Justin Timberlake. Imagine that, them two playing together with the same name!!!!! The commentators noticed... and... it was fucking dull. 

Mint player, bit of a melt though.

 

38 - Tony Finau - (37)

Absolute beast. It's like a Samoan second-rower has learnt to to hit a golf ball. Which means it goes miles.


39 - Louis Oosthuizen - (38)

Best swing in golf. Best smile.

 

40 - Tyrrell Hatton (39)

Big year for this #GCW interviewee.


Next week the European Tour heads to Malaysia so the decent players can come back and stop playing on Tinder.

In the US it is over to Riviera for the Northern Trust Open where some lad called Rory makes his debut.

In hotel rooms it will be a back foot driver through a mini-bar for Nicolas Colsaerts to ensure top spot.

Let us know if you think someone should be higher or lower.


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