If you have Smylie Kaufman on Snapchat and haven’t checked it for a while, I would advise you avoid his story.
Many of you have to go to work and do a shit 9-5 job you probably hate, but that’s life.
Smylie however doesn’t, and he just loves to rub salt in the wounds.
Despite my jealousy of his Snapchat stories, my love has grown for him.
For someone who I barely knew before this summer, he’s now probably one of my favourite players. Why? Because he really doesn’t seem to care what anybody thinks and seems like a right laugh.
In the summer, Smylie, along with Rickie Fowler, Jordan Spieth and Justin Thomas celebrated Spring Break, what they called ‘SB2K16’ together.
They spent their time playing golf, tanning and boozing in the Bahamas, what we all dream of.
As if doing it once this year wasn’t enough to make us feel shit, they went back to Bakers Bay for ‘Winter Meetings’, well the two weren't in the Hero World Challenge last week.
Without Spieth and Fowler, they’ve now recruited another young American from the tour, Bud Cauley, although it’s unlikely he’s going to replace the Ryder Cup duo.
The boys were once again doing what they did best during the summer, playing topless golf, listening to loud music, riding around in buggies and drinking, I’d assume, a lot of beer. It's alright for some aye.
Imagine doing that at your local club, I certainly wouldn’t recommend it!
Then again, if anyone fancies sending in a video playing topless golf, drinking beer and playing music in the English winter, crack on because I’d love to see it.
We were hoping the boys would wait around for Spieth and Fowler, who were also in the Bahamas, so the SB2K16 crew can reunite!
One thing’s for sure; I bet Beef was sitting at home waiting for his text!
Sports journalism student, Sergio's #1 fan and a lover of a snap hook!