The normal Oscars are pretty boring so we thought we'd do the golfing ones...


Best Picture - Masters 2015 Spieth

'The kid was just dominant from start to finish'

'The American Dream'

'Putting masterclass!'


Leading Man - Adam Scott

'Makes grown men weak at the knees'

'Best looking man and golf swing around'


Leading Lady - Lydia Ko

'Absolute killing it'

'Doesn't have to take selfies with no clothes on. Just wins golf tournaments'


Best Director - Darren Clarke

'Best Ryder Cup captain ever?'

'Best victory party ever?'


Best Supporting actor - Ken Brown

'Hashtag Ken...'

'On'

'The'

'Course'


Best supporting actress - Caitlyn Jenner

'LOL'


Best foreign language - Miguel Angel Jimenez

'If water was meant for drinking we'd all be fish'


Best soundtrack - Waste Management 16th

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'


Best costume design - Rickie Fowler hi-tops

'Cool trainers'

'Shocking trousers'


Best makeup - Caitlyn Jenner

'LOL... again'


Best short film - Nicolas Colsaerts

'We'd had a few... and it wasn't beers either'


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