The normal Oscars are pretty boring so we thought we'd do the golfing ones...
Best Picture - Masters 2015 Spieth
'The kid was just dominant from start to finish'
'The American Dream'
Leading Man - Adam Scott
'Makes grown men weak at the knees'
'Best looking man and golf swing around'
Leading Lady - Lydia Ko
'Absolute killing it'
'Doesn't have to take selfies with no clothes on. Just wins golf tournaments'
Best Director - Darren Clarke
'Best Ryder Cup captain ever?'
'Best victory party ever?'
Best Supporting actor - Ken Brown
Best supporting actress - Caitlyn Jenner
Best foreign language - Miguel Angel Jimenez
'If water was meant for drinking we'd all be fish'
Best soundtrack - Waste Management 16th
Best costume design - Rickie Fowler hi-tops
Best makeup - Caitlyn Jenner
Best short film - Nicolas Colsaerts
'We'd had a few... and it wasn't beers either'
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